A little story

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

Please vote "NO" and see the picture

Dear Muslim brothers,

The CNN is surveying whether the attack on Lebanon by Israel is justified or not. Please say no going to the following link.

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/07/13/mideast/index.html

See this pictuer to have some idea about barbarism of the Israelies!

Brave wife 'fends off' big tiger

See the news from BBC:
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Brave wife 'fends off' big tiger

The tiger population in the region is coming under pressure for space

A woman in Bangladesh armed only with an oar from her rowing boat fended off a Royal Bengal tiger which was attacking her husband, police say.

The lucky escape happened near the Sundarbans mangrove forest in the south-west of the country.

Eighteen-year-old Nazma Akhter and her husband Anwarul Islam, 25, were fishing for shrimp on Sunday in a canal on the fringes of the Sundarbans.

Tigers kill about 20 people a year in Bangladesh, mostly in the Sundarbans.

'Courage'

Police chief ASM Zahid said the tiger bit the man on the knee and was dragging him off into the forest when his wife set about the big cat with her oar.

"This woman is extraordinarily courageous, because she alone fought the tiger and saved her husband," he told the BBC.

"I salute her for her courage."

Mr Zahid said that Ms Akhter kept the tiger at bay for 10 minutes.

Local newspapers reported that such was the beating it received from the paddle that it was forced to beat a retreat into the forest.

Mr Islam is reported to be recovering from minor injuries following the attack.

Police and forest officials said the incident comes after two fatal attacks on women in the Sundarbans area last week.

Interview ... Some Suggestion

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Programming
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• Basic programming concepts and common problems.
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Unix
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• Basic Unix Commands
• Shell Scripts
• Linux job scheduler
  

Oracle
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• All types of SQL commands (Specially ALTER TABLE commands)
• Built in Functions like TO_DATE, ADD_MONTHS, TO_CHAR, ROUND .. I mean all the common and frequently used functions.
• PL/SQL: Functions and Procedures
• Memory Management: In details
• Optimizer, Execution plan etc
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• Backup and Recovery: RMAN
  

Well, thats all for today. Follow these guideline. Hopefully u will get more than 60% common from here.

Cheers!

Stamp sized ME!

Mr. Manzur